HUMAN MISBEHAVIOR: We hope you have your permission slips signed, because today’s Monkey School is a lesson in sex education. It should be no surprise that popular music has had an awful lot to say on this particular subject, so we decided to let the songs dictate the lesson plan. From a laundry list for role-playing (Berlin) to automated love enhancement (Demolition Doll Rods), we look at the (ahem) ins and outs of getting it on. New kids on the block (Lily Allen) join those who have been around it plenty of times (Andre Williams) to make hay of the sport of making it happen. And because the unexpected contributes so much to the down and dirty, we have a couple reinterpretations (Pat MacDonald and Cyndi Lauper) of classic adult-themed pop songs to put you in the mood to hear more more more. How do you like it?
Sparks – All You Ever Think ABout Is Sex
Berlin – Sex (I’m A…)
Eurythmics – Sexcrime (1984)
Beck – Sexx Laws
Datarock – Sex Me Up
Lily Allen – Not Fair
Gun Club – Sex Beat
Demolition Doll Rods – Sex Machine
Andre Williams – Let Me Put It In
The Vaselines – Sex With An X
Pat MacDonald – Master And Servant
Cyndi Lauper – She Bop
Opening theme: The Mopes – Hula Hoop
Background song: The Atlantics – Beaver Shot
Closing them: Wolfgang Kaltenbach – Party Shaker
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